The Plan for Peace™

I’ve got it! A sure fire Plan for Peace™ in Iraq!

It’s easy. We just need to declare all guns illegal throughout the country. Then the insurgents won’t have guns to fight with, and we’ll have peace. (Okay, there are still bombs, but I’ve got a cunning plan for those too….)

Why didn’t anyone think of this sooner?

Wait, wait, I’ve got an even better idea! Rather than declaring them illegal outright, we should simply institute mandatory gun registration, which must be done in person. When the insurgents come in to register their guns, we can grab them (the insurgents, not the guns) (well, okay, the guns too)!

It’s all so clear.

I feel better now.

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