Journalism at its Finest

According to a recent report by the FDA, the impotency medication “Viagra” causes blindness. At last, now we know why Bob Dole spent so much time hawking the drug, and it wasn’t just to creep everyone out. Obviously, the GOP is creating an army of perpetually horny jazz pianists, for what evil purposes I have yet to uncover.

More in this sinister plot can be found here.

Hey, it makes more sense than Newsweek.

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