It's all about where you draw the line

I just came across this ad on the Sun-Times website.

Soooo… exactly what part of this picture is supposed to make me want to go to Canada? The first thing that popped into my head upon seeing this was that it was some sort of bizarre (and gross) ass/fart joke.

<insert “They should have run this in San Francisco” or “You should hear his impression of a Harley” joke here>

Let’s not forget their new slogan: Come to Canada. We’ve got Tailpipes™

(The ad linked to a page on http://www.keepexploring.ca/.)

I don’t know why. We’re just supposed ta. Don’t be askin’ questions.

You know what I like about Jeff Harrell? It’s his ability to write something like this.

I mean, for God’s Sake. The man writes about someone’s lawn, and my first thought is “Damn, I wish I wrote like that.”

Oh, and this is pretty good too.