Archive for January, 2004

Hot Air, pt. 2

Friday, January 16th, 2004

This is the front page of the Red Streak newspaper (an edition of the Chicago Sun-Times) from Thursday, January 15, 2004. As the headline says, “You be the judge”.
[Red Streak Cover Page][D]

You see? You’re not against the war? You’re not MAD??? You should be! Everyone else is! See? SEE???

Yep. No leftists here. Right down the “center”. Mm Hmm.

Attention Shoppers!

Tuesday, January 6th, 2004

Okay, here’s the deal: for the past couple years I’ve been looking for a winter coat. Unfortunately I haven’t been able to find one that fits certain criteria, so I’m turning to you. If someone points such a coat out to me, and I actually buy it (or it leads me to a purchase even if a slightly different coat) I will pay a $20 finders fee.